同志亦凡人第二季

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There's got to be someone in this vast panorama of sweaty bodies. You're just dying to have reject you.--Emmett

It's just the essential elements of a healthy diet. Salt, saturated fat, alcohol.--Brian

There you have it, proof positive that making other people happy can cause nausea, severe cramps, even diarrhea.--Brian

You know how I feel about weddings. They're anticipated, meaningless rituals for heterosexuals.--Mel

Why shouldn't he get a little action? He's outside the required 400-mile limit for extra-marital quickies and anonymous assignations.--Emmett

There's never a right time to admit that you've failed.--Mikey

All protests are bullshit. I mean, a bunch of well-meaning do-gooders marching around carrying signs, chanting "hey, hey, ho, ho, homophobia's got to go". Give me a goddamn fucking break.--Brian


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I want you to hear what I have to say on an empty stomach. So maybe you'll digest it.--Deb

We faggots are a talented bunch. You gotta hand us that. And indestructible too. If AIDS and gay-bashers and crackpot Christians and fucking republicans can't destroy you, nothing can!--Deb

Yeah, it's fine to salivate over some bimbo with boobs the size of flotation devices stuffing a zucchini up her twat.but god forbid you should see some guy with pecs of death squatting on a road teepee. Oh, then you're instantly out on your ass. -- Ted

Look him straight in the eye, and tell him that even though the law permits it,you think what he did is unjustified and unconscionable.--Lindsay

You know, for someone who has enough disorders to merit your own classification in diagnostic and statistical manual, you are one of the most well adjusted and high functioning bastards I know. What's your secret?
A series of hopeless addictions, for one. And never seeing a shrink, for another.--Brian

Some things never change, huh?
-You're wrong, ma. Things change a lot. If you don't change with them, then you get left behind. Look at me, I'm right back in the same place I was before. And everybody else has moved on. I feel lost, ma.--M&Deb

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These characters have principles. When you have principles, you don't need orgasms.
-You have principles when you don't have orgasms. -- Ted &Brian

Why must your happiness always depend on someone else? First Brian, then David, Now back to Brian. If you came back here 'cause you thought Brian was missing you as bad as you were missing him. You fucked up big time. --Deb

What kind of mindless palliative is that for existential angst.--Ted 没什么药可以治疗自暴自弃

Before you turn around, you guys'll be our age. And you'll regret every night you didn't go out and grab a little life. -- Vic

Things go forward instead of backwards, right? And nothing stays the same. So don't trouble yourself. There's no reasons for you to be there with me, and there's no reason for me to expect you to be.

Things have changed, we've moved on and it's okay. No demands, no expectation, no regrets.--Mikey

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I'll be glad when pride's over. So we can all go back to being ashamed. -- Brian

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My dream is to one day know what my dream is.
-Dreaming's for people who like to sleep. I'd rather be awake and fucking. -- Brian

Life sucks, kid. Better you know it now than be disappointed later. -- Miley

I know what happened to you sucks, and I'm not gonna give you some pollyanna shit, about everything happens for a reason, or this was god's gift to make you strong. All you can do at a time like this is just hang on until the scenery changes. --Deb

What's easy besides complaining?

It ain't the end of the world, kid. Unless you want it to be.

Pornography happens to serve an important and profoundly humane service. --Ted

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Internet access: $38.00. Adult porn site membership: $29.95. Watching man jerk off from comfort of your own home: priceless. Masturbate the possibilities.

Morning Deb. Flop two, sinker and some suds.
-Two eggs, a doughnut and coffee for Mr. Wonderful. --Brian

Don't be pathetic. You made a commitment. Now you're going to go through with it.
-Yeah, a lot you know about making commitments.
Which is why I never do. -- B&M

You grab your pud and you pull!

You think you got everybody fooled, don't you? Well not me, honey. I've known you too long and regrettably too well. And no matter how hard you try to deny it. I can tell you care as much about him as he cares about you. Only you haven't got the big hairy cojones to say it. --Deb

We're queers. And if we're together. It's because we want to be, not because there's locks on our doors. So if I'm out late, just assume I'm doing exactly what I want to be doing: I'm fucking. And when I come home, I'll also be doing exactly what I want to do: coming home to you. --Brian

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Emmett's a star
-His dick's a star. He's just the life-support system. --B&M

As they say, out of adversity, comes knowledge. And I've learned to put my fears aside, and just find serenity in the chaos.
I think the secret is to stop regretting the past and fearing the future, and just live in the now.--Ben

If you've got one foot in tomorrow and one foot in yesterday, you'll piss on today.

He teaches you to focus on the smallest details. The breeze against your cheek, the way your shirt falls against your body, the feel of someone's hand on your back. Help you realize that right now, this moment is, it's all there is.--Ben

Well, that's what writers do, you know, we just cut ourselves open and bleed all over the page. --Ben

One of you could be positive. The reason you're not certainly isn't because you're always careful. I know goddamn well that isn't true. You're lucky. You're fucking lucky. So don't tell me you couldn't love somebody just because they're not as fortunate as you are. -- Deb打脸

Those who don't learn their lessons are condemned to repeat their courses.

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Youth should be savoured. -- Brian

Most of them are too busy chasing their hard-ons to listen to their heart. -- Deb

When we said good night, we also said goodbye. -- Emmett

Do you know how pathetic you are? One lousy fuck. Now you're carrying on like some lovesick fairy. You've got a lot to learn. Fags will say anything to get their dicks sucked or fuck a nice ass. Then it's on to the next. -- Justin

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What you need is something to keep your eyelids open.
You never know unless you try
Attaboy. Yeah.

Seems success is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

It's classic end-of-affair remorse. Made worse by the fact that you don't have anyone to replace him.

Whenever I come here, I feel a sense of calm, of inner peace. Knowing that I'm watched over, protected, safe.

I took viagra last night. It's been 18 hours and it won't go down. What am I gonna do?
-Have you tried soaking it?
-How about a cold shower?
-How about scaring it?
-What about something that would absolutely turn you off?
-That's a great idea. Why don't you two show him your tits?

God still loves you, no matter what.
-Yeah, like I give a shit what god thinks about me. He'd better be worried what I think about him. In all this cold, dead universe. We're the only ones that know he exists. Without us, he's nothing. -- Brian

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I still don't understand why you want to go to bed with an old guy like me, when there's all those beautiful young men out there.
-Well, for one thing, most of those beautiful young men are only interested in themselves. And for another, the sex is usually so fast and impersonal, you forget that you had it by the time you get home. -- Emmett

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Blaming the planets for your fuck-ups is just an excuse not to accept responsibility. -- Brian.

It wouldn't be right for you to stay. Brian Kinney sacrificing for others. Trapped in a hideous display of sentimentality. I'd lose all faith, all hope. What kind of gift is that?
I want you to fuck lots of beautiful guys. No apologies. No regrets. It's the best gift you could give me. Knowing you're happy. -- Lindsay

I think you're a selfish, heartless asshole. Keep up the good work. -- Brian

Btw: 这一集结尾的剪辑太棒了

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You know what's gonna happen? First we're gonna go back to your place. Then I'm gonna rip off your clothes. Then I'm gonna pin you to the mat like Wrestle Mania. That's just the exhibition match. For the main event, I'm gonna grab your legs and whip them over your head. And work my tongue down between your…
-My…what?
Well, I got us this far, now it's your turn.
-Okay my turn, I say let's get out of here and fuck. --Mikey&Ben

It's the first rule of gay etiquette: Never talk about your past fucks. Especially if one of your past fucks is your best friend's current fuck. -- Brian

When I find out that you and he… I just couldn't stop thinking…
-That…I knew him in a way you don't.
And he knows you in a way that I do.--Mikey&Ben

You had a life before I came along. So did I. Including people we've loved that we're still in love with. But that doesn't mean we can't love each other. -- Ben

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What kind of homosexual are you?
-The kind that fucks men. -- Brian

Fine, then, go ahead. But don't come crying to me when you succeed--Brian

This is it. Don't be nervous.
-If my heart rate was any lower, I'd be dead. --Brian

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Did I mention that I have an irrational but nevertheless quite intense fear of any physical activity that doesn't take place in bed? --Emmett

Is that "Not thanks, not tomorrow" or "No thanks, not ever"?

You're a hard act to follow.

Make mad passionate love at the top of your lungs.

You deserve a fabulous life, Em.
As fabulous as you.

Dug her high heels in and she's not budging.

The reason you don't have a boyfriend is because you don't want one. If you had one, it would challenge the well-established opinion you have of yourself, as a worthless sack of shit that nobody wants. Therefore, you go after guys you know will reject you, then you stand around here and bitch like a high school girl when in fact you've gotten exactly what you want, mainly…nothing.-- Brian

Value, principles, they're the first things to go when you want a cock

最后：whaaaaaaaaaaaaat……

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Knowing you guy's dysfunctional history, you'd put up with anything.
-Well, you'll be happy to know that even a glutton for punishment eventually gets his fill.

What we had for a few short months was more than most people have in a lifetime. -- Emmett

Rage…Hahahahahaha hilarious…

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He's managed to free himself from all the emotional baggage that the rest of us carry around.

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It's much better to give than to receive, except in bed. -- Emmett

The only thing that kept him going was his music.
No matter how shitty things get, I always have art. It's the one place I can go where I'll always be safe. --Justin

Can we please stay home, for one night? Just the two of us.
-You're too young to settle down.
-You're too old to fuck around.--Justin&Brian

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I'd ask you boys to stay but I know you need to toddle on back to your lackluster little lives. --Ted

It was just a spontaneous "I don't know how the hell it happened but there you are, doing it" sort of thing.--Lindsay

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The brain is the second sexiest organ. Which is not to say that the rest of you is not hot. --Emmett

这篇点评是完全因为只喜欢brain这个角色而做的点评
看了《同志亦凡人》第二季后 真的一肚子的火。心疼brain，brain对比第一季真的成熟了很多 改变了很多。父亲去世前出柜、母亲信仰基督教时出柜 请问brain受伤需要安慰时传说中的sunshine在哪呢？你想要和brain成为伴侣难道不是应该互相包容互相体谅吗？从justin遇见小提琴手人设就开始崩了。看上去是brain没有体谅justin没有照顾justin的感受但是在brain工作岌岌可危面临失业时候为了你的学费旅游费吃喝拉撒费到处奔走就不能体谅一下吗？brain又不是可以依靠父母男朋友的大一学生，他有自己的事业人生需要顾及的东西，为什么就要围着你一个人转呢？第一季brain理都不理你你还不是跟在屁股后面说不后悔不放弃 然后第二季愿意和你建立伴侣关系就开始说三说四？反正brain工作累死累活安慰朋友sunshine就觉得brain只是要上床了就够了？你要求别人关心你的同时能不能自己多关心下别人?
justin对小提琴手的要求相比于brain就低太多了吧?现在来说就是双标狗。小提琴手因为有共同的艺术爱好很快走到一起正常，可是和brain定下的规则也即刻破坏了。从规则建立开始到第二季结束justin作为sunshine是不是破坏的太彻底了？和小处男接吻和小提琴手接吻。还有最后一集和michael的对话堪称人设彻底崩溃。michael和brain是多少年的朋友了？你自己出轨还要骂michael混蛋说他打小报告?你谁啊 你出轨还有天理了 白天在小提琴手床上晚上还回去干嘛？就算在外面上床是规则允许的一部分，请问接吻呢?还要撒谎说自己认真学习？学什么？gay bar男舞者？
最后brain从第一季理都不理你到第二季为了建立规则、遵守规则，最后还舍不得你要你留下来。这些还比不上小提琴手先拒绝你在去酒吧说离不开你？你不是深爱brain吗？不是为了他什么都愿意吗？怎么brain的挽留就可以视而不见觉得brain心寒而选择空虚时获取安慰的小提琴手？
编剧如果是想营造brain很惨的戏份我觉得他为justin这种人动心已经很惨了 父亲死了母亲不理解 儿子也没有监护权 朋友也有自己深爱且深爱自己的男朋友。sunshine也有日落的时候 brain只适合一个人过 没办法像自己说的那么爱他就早点滚 还好最后大结局他们分开了 不然我会气死
看到第二季结束就知道michael和brain才是真正的心灵伴侣 至少需要你的时候一定会在

故事进展到这一步，王子和王子的童话被踩成了碎渣。

漫画成品的发布会上，Justin在拥挤而混乱的人潮中努力寻找Brian。周围一具具光裸性感的身体，旁若无人地接吻缠绵，他的目光有些彷徨，我想他是害怕的。
害怕就像第一次满心欢喜地在GAY BAR里找B，却看见他抱着另一个人温柔细腻那样的尴尬。

Mikey对Brian说，你有没有想过，也许有一天，Justin会爱上别人。
Brian照样无所谓地耸耸肩：他那么年轻，我管不了他。

所以当发现J的外遇的时候，B只是愤怒。
他没有想过挽救。
他如濒危一样地抓紧他，他咬他的嘴唇，他用尽全力地吻他，他用J期待的方式，隔离开肉体关系，用嘴唇膜拜他。
但一切不过只是一个证明。证明两个人的关系已经蒸发。
J的若无其事，J的心不在焉，都宣告爱情已经有心无力地到达了一个临界点。

B在J的身上闻到了别人的味道。
然后他看到了那个别人，在匹兹堡漫天纷飞的雪花里，孤独地拉着小提琴的男人。
B一定觉得很可笑。连外遇都禁不住在Justin面前赞美，Brian是个尤物。
毫无竞争力的对手，Justin你怎么就心甘情愿地把身体交给他。

Mikey谴责Justin，他说，不管你信不信，你是Brian最爱的那一个。
Justin当然不信，Brian说过，我不会用你期待的方式来爱你，过去不会，将来也不会。
在我身边不会有浪漫的野餐和温存的情话，我能给你的，只有暴烈的性。
所以Justin会说，他不爱我，他只是喜欢操我。

在迷离灯光和震耳音响中，Justin找到Brian。
没有意外地，他正靠着柱子跟另一个男人打得火热。
瞧，关系太轻巧，他连伤心都用不着。
转身的时候，那个小提琴手正好趁虚而入。

Justin背对着Brian跟小提琴手热情拥吻。
Brian摘掉眼罩，面无表情地扯过身边的男伴，继续纵情狂欢。

他们忘了说，爱情真的有问题。

Justin的高中毕业酒会，Brian意外光临，跟他共舞一曲，成为全场焦点。那晚多可爱，他们只属于彼此。
可是事情就在那一晚开始变化。

J遇到袭击，B心怀愧疚，这愧疚蔓延成一股淡淡的爱意，也许爱里的关怀，是因为责任。
他们开始像正常的情侣一样逛街，约会，接吻，做爱。那是这个故事最好的光阴，浪子情深，感情锁定给一个人。
如果不问后来，我们就可以心满意足地让这一切落幕了。

究竟是迷恋这种方式的爱，还是借着这种方式的爱来互相伤害，成年人的世界太多揣测和阴霾，sunshine要下雨了。

喜欢Brian是因为他不靠岸。
可是如果对他没有靠岸的期待，又为什么要一直喜欢。
倘若他承认了这份感情，愿意为爱牺牲为爱安营扎寨，那又会怎么样。

如果Justin没有这样年轻，能理解Brian每一个角度的无奈徘徊，百分之一百的包容和忍耐，那又会怎么样。

恨Brian，因为他永远不会告诉你，他在背后为你做了多少事。
他不会告诉你你住院的每一晚他都在走廊上默默等待。
他不会告诉你为了给你找一份好工作他可以牺牲掉多少睡眠。
他不会告诉你失约跟你去滑雪的约定是因为他面临失业的危险。
他不会告诉你他一页一页把漫画打印出来是因为他真的在吃醋。

他什么都不说，你什么都不知道，而你太年轻，他却早就开始承担生活了。

J从外遇的家回来，走进卧室，B只看他一眼，然后掀开被窝，让他躺进去，最后裹住他。
他什么都不说，因为他什么都知道。

两个沉默的人会有将来吗？在建立足够坚韧的默契以前。
不知道。

可是Mikey说得对，B在用自己的方式爱着J。
哪怕J并不期待。

爱情的问题古古怪怪，可是你不说我不说似乎是最厉害的一种。
不信任是因为害怕信任了以后没有结果。
不交心是因为害怕交心了以后不再动情。

放荡是因为畏惧。
流浪是因为孤独。

可是Brian为什么又要在充斥着爱欲和肉体的场合里，看着J的堕落放肆，露出那样迷恋又不忍的表情。