手机

剧情片大陆2003

主演:张国立,葛优,范冰冰,徐帆,韩童生,黄素影,杨欣,张涵予,范伟,张鹭,咏梅,赵奎娥,李连义,郭百利

导演:冯小刚

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更新时间:2024-06-10 20:03

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  著名电视谈话节目《有一说一》的主持人严守一(葛优)在去电视台录节目时,把手机忘在家中,手机中所藏的他与情人的秘密被妻子余文娟发现,后者想起他人前人后的两张脸时,觉得婚姻失去意义,提出离婚。不久,戏剧学院台词课教师沈雪(徐帆)成为严守一新女友,两人度过一段快乐时光后,沈雪发现严守一的手机响铃方式由震铃改成了震动,产生猜疑和嫉妒。  原来严守一一直割舍不掉秘密情人——某出版社女编辑武月(范冰冰)。武月在火车餐车上与严守一偶然相遇后,开始对他穷追不舍,要他为出版社写书。因为武月能帮下岗的妻子余文娟找工作,严守一答应下来,不久两人成为情人。而为了不让沈雪发现武月的存在,严守一开始不断对沈雪说谎,生活朝一团糟糕方向发展。

 长篇影评

 1 ) Cell Phone and the Cinema of Infidelity


        Cell Phone (2003) marks the culmination of the popular cultural preoccupation with infidelity. A famous TV talk show host Yan Shouyi, tries without success to maintain the delicate network of lies and concealments that allow him to have two different mistresses in addition to his estranged wife.
        The story starts in a small town where the town’s first telephone, which signifies the modernization in China, has just been installed. In a small village nearby, a young man Yan Shouyi takes a peasant woman to the town to make a phone call to her husband. About twenty years later, the middle-aged Yan Shouyi has already become a popular TV talk show host in a big city, owning a wife, a nice job, a BMW, and a mistress. His life and work would not have taken this path if he had not been equipped with a cell phone, the latest wireless communication technology. But the Cell Phone also causes the end of his marriage: his wife accidentally answers a phone call from his mistress complaining about his absence from a date.
        After getting a divorce, Yan starts a new relationship with a college teacher, Shen Xue, while still occasionally dating his old mistress, Wu Yue. On the several occasions when his double life is about to be discovered by Shen, Yan deftly covers the truth with lies. His close friend Fei Muo, a university professor and producer for his television show, is also involved in a similar love affair with a graduate student, which is soon discovered by his wife. Eventually, Yan’s infidelity is discovered by Shen who sees a digital picture of Yan and Wu making love, a picture taken by the digital camera built into Wu’s new cell phone. Not only is Yan’s relationship destroyed, his career also ends as Wu threatens to expose their relationship and takes over his position as the talk show host. At the end of the film, throwing his cell phone into fire, Yan swears that he will never again own one. Then after a dip-to-black, the film welcomes a second ending, Yan’s niece, who is also from the same village, becomes a cell phone saleswoman and comes to demonstrate the latest product to his uncle Yan. (Zhang, 135)
        Given the obvious Marxist bent of Cell Phone’s rhetoric and its fable-like narrative of the dangers of commodity fetishism, one might easily conclude the film as criticism of the effects of rapid economic transformation in urban China, and denial of male dominance. However, underneath this reading which is merely based on the resolution provided by the film, we can find both the cultural underpinning and ideological impacts of the film, whether they are conscious directorial decisions or not, are the other way around.
        The film is based on patriarchal and post-socialist assumptions in the first place. The leading character, wealthy, successful TV host Yan Shouyi, is representing the controlling patriarchal order and the ruling class. The young and charming mistress Wu Yue, on the other hand, is a sexual object and an oppressed worker reinforcing and perpetuating an exploitative capitalistic scheme. Yu Wenjuan, the pregnant wife and later the mother of Yan’s only child, is a cheap labor whose family value in undertaking housework and fostering children is totally underestimated and neglected by both the character Yan and the filmmaker Feng. Shen Xue, the successor of Yu and Wu, is a wonderful replacement of the two women, since she functions as both mistress and wife and has the highest total value. Therefore, marriage and divorce follow the rules of product exchange. The values of women as sexual commodities are estimated by their male owner, based on evaluation and grading of their sexual attractiveness and productivity among others.
        In the second place, the narration neglects and degrades women’s family values.
While there are scenes of Yan Shouyi working at the TV station and attending meeting with his colleagues, which confirms his value in production, there is hardly any scene of the women working. In addition, among the values of women, the four structures proposed by Mitchell, sexuality is emphasized against reproduction, and socialization. While there are a lot of scenes of Yan Shouyi flirting and having fun with her young and passionate mistress Wu Yue, there is hardly any scene of him and the older and less attractive wife spending time together. The cinematic representation of the reproduction process of Yan’s first wife is almost absent in the film. Having been pregnant for months, Yu Wenjuan did not inform her husband at all, and Yan is only informed several months after divorce by his ex-brother-in-law that his first wife had already given birth to their baby and needs money from him.
        Hiding behind socialization of children and the new motherhood are deeper oppressions of women. Spending a lot of time and energy nurturing the kid, the woman Yu did not get the compensation in improving her own social status; instead she lost her job in the big city after she went back to her hometown. As the value of socialization of children is often neglected by the society, this part of the plot is also omitted in the film, and is only told through Yan’s narration, serving as an obstacle that hinders and adds drama to Yan’s women pursuing career. As her value looks invisible, Yan replaces his first wife not with his mistress whose value only lies in sexuality, but with a beautiful college professor Shen Xue who seems to be a more serious and proper wife candidate, but also has the sexual disposition of a mistress.
        From Yan’s perspective, all the three women can be valued on a materialistic basis. Women become commodities, and their sexual attractiveness, job, education status are all counted in their exchange value while man is the buyer who has the right of choice because of his economic power and dominance in a patriarchal society.
        Extramarital relationship is a fatal violation of Chinese social norms and a tradition that often punishes the woman for such “immoral transgression” (Cui 181). In Cell Phone, the mistress Wu Yue, became the conflict's cause and the incarnation of immorality instead of the Male character Yan Shouyi. As an advanced prostitute, she would love to sell her body in exchange for money and power. And, ultimately, she threatens to replace Yan Shouyi as a television talk show host by using the photo she took in her cell phone. Thus, Yan Shouyi becomes the victimized character pitied by the audiences instead of the evil woman.
        The resolution of the film, Yan Shouyi’s abandoning of the cell phone, which may seem like a self-criticism, is actually a displacement and denial of the guilt and regret by reprimanding the modern technology and communication device. Cell phone becomes the scapegoat for Yan Shouyi, the hypocritical and immoral character, and therefore the patriarchal and capitalist order behind the story, which was supposedly to be criticized, is actually being extended sympathy.
        Depicted as the direct cause of all the conflicts between the protagonist and the three female characters, cell phone, the symbol of post-socialist modernity seems to be criticized. Rui concludes that Cell Phone addresses the subject through the director’s satirical take on consumerism and his exposure of the moral crises and ethical issues brought by expansion of high technology into our everyday lives (Zhang, 136). However, in the first 90 minutes of the film, a fantasy of the patriarchal and post-socialist (capitalist) utopia was already created for the male audiences: mistress as a symbol and accessory of urban success. Female audiences were also given a utilitarian fantasy integrated with the narcissistic and masochistic visual pleasure: being someone’s mistress is the shortcut to wealth and success. Thus, the film belittles the value of women, and denies women's independent existential meaning.
        In addition to the narrative constructed to propagate the attractive image of the “successful personage” that has represented the “new ideology” of contemporary China, an image that endorses a reality of growing class differences and income disparities, Feng Xiaogang adopts a lot of meta-cinematic elements in Cell Phone to offset the seriousness of his own criticism, a technique abundantly used in his early films. There are ample shots within the TV station, such as the staff operating camera, and outtakes of the TV host Yan who says his lines wrong, that remind the audiences to question the authenticity of their own movie watching experience. There is also a lot of inserting advertisements for cell phones that deconstructs the movie’s final critical stance towards post-socialist modernity. As the audiences identify and follow the male protagonist throughout the film, they highly enjoy and celebrate his material wealth and “romantic affairs” brought about by his professional success in the patriarchal and post-socialist order. In the meantime, they also accept a message that all women, whether they are educated or not, college professor or press editor, wife or mistress, are all annexed to the life of men.
        As McGrath noticed, the basic narrative structure of Cell Phone already had become so common by the end of the 1990s as to constitute a cinematic genre in itself, a genre that offers fable-like narratives of the moral dilemmas confronted by protagonists facing dramatic changes in personal economics as well as libidinal possibilities in the reform era. In such films, a man takes on one or more extramarital lovers after achieving some sort of economic success and social elevation (McGrath, 98). In many cases, a man’s ability to defy his wife is supported by both his male role and some sort of economic success. Even though these films reveal the social issues of the oppression of women, they neither provide a solution nor hold a feministic point of view that attempt to liberate women. Instead, they stand in line with the successful male protagonists, and celebrate the current patriarchal and post-socialist status quo. In a word, these films are women-concerned, but not at all feminist films.
        Supposedly a subgenre of family melodrama that aims to criticize the social immorality and educate the audiences, the actual impact of the “cinema of infidelity” is rather doubtful. An example is the sex diary scandal of Han Feng, the former senior tobacco official, which culminates the “mistress fashion” in 2010. Even more dramatic than Feng’s films, the purported diary, written in graphic detail, includes boasts that Han was enjoying sex romps with many different women while taking bribes and attending banquets. Populated by Internet users, Han’s case is just one in a million of the government officials and the privileged stratum in Mainland China.

 2 ) 有病

为毛要为这一般般的片子写评论呢,因为看了半天影评,发现基本分为两种意见-------男人精神紧张感觉揭了自己的短,说危险;女人面对汹涌现实,要妥协。

对,没错儿,人性是喜新厌旧。人道主义起见,我们表压抑人性,男人要出去找人就去吧,女人要宽容,只要不怕坏家庭安定团结你就去吧。

不知道这些人为毛要结婚。可能很多人只想要个室友,如果室友离开,再找室友麻烦,一样的程序再来一次,累,那干脆就这么将就着吧。所以啊,就有了什么灰色的蓝色的红色的知己之类。

生活能不能简单点儿呢?有病就是把原本简单的弄复杂了。

爱就好好爱,不爱就死开。

 3 ) 七十年代人的爱情观

    普希金说:“一切过去的,都将成为美好的回忆。”中国人的崇古思想尤为严重,若对现实失望,便会幽幽地叹上一句“人心不古”。例如感情这回事,在社会普遍缺乏忠贞感的年代,人们把希冀的目光投回古代,古典式爱情成了现代人最后一根救命稻草。

    果真如此吗?对于这个问题,《手机》里的费老是这么说的:“古时候好啊,上京赶考,几年不回,回来的时候,你说什么都是成立的。”艳羡之情,溢于言表。当然,费老所憧憬的并非古典忠贞的爱情,而是由于交通和通讯不便所造成的偷情契机。

    中国最忠贞的爱情故事据说来自古时的牛郎和织女。一条大河波浪宽,没有稻花香两岸,牛郎的爱情始于大河,困于大河,也算是因果循环。

    不过上世纪70生人普遍受周星驰解构、颠覆思想的影响,传说里痴情专一的牛郎在他们看来并不是个绝种好男人。首先,牛郎是以一个偷窥者的身份出现,体现了其低劣的道德水准;其次,趁织女洗澡时偷其衣物,这是恋物癖的典型症状;第三,在织女一丝不挂时进行谈判,胁迫织女嫁给自己。这样的行为放到现代就是一个不折不扣的流氓罪,可挪到古代却变成了值得歌颂的爱情故事。所以现代人的爱情观念不一定就是那么低俗和赤裸裸,把一切罪过归结于时代是站不住脚的。

    上世纪70年代生人是目前中国社会的主体,可偏偏处在一个夹缝中的尴尬境地。美国人爱把他们的人群按年龄划分成“迷惘一代”、“垮掉一代”、“嬉皮一代”。在中国,如果说生于60年代是“过于责任”的一代,生于80年代是“物质的一代”——把握物质,并被物质把握。那么处于夹心饼干中间的70年代人则是“孤独自我”的一代,他们处于保守和反叛的交汇处,骨子里的保守和现代反叛的教育糅合形成了独特、矛盾的价值观和爱情观。他们不相信天荒地老,没想过从一而终,却也不怎么游戏爱情,本质上还是渴望传统的情感与生活方式。

    就像夹心饼干最精华的部分在中间一样,或许70年代人对待感情的态度更为理性和客观。格非在小说《初恋》的结尾这样写:“我们信誓旦旦,永不分离;我们未雨绸缪,时刻准备,各奔东西。”细致入微地描绘出70年代人的爱情观。

 4 ) 男人,有个女人等你回家

前几年过年关的时候,总是会有原来的同学三三两两聚会在一起。有一个好朋友是个男孩,读书的时候,总是称我为兄长,不过几年,就已经为人夫了,两口子都不漂亮,也不出色。


和他的妻子吃饭的时候是坐在一起,说起外遇的话题,她和我的观点不谋而和,我们都认为如果要是碰到自己的老公有了什么,只要大家还过得去,就睁一只眼闭一只眼,因为我们都觉得,人生的路很长,我们都不能保证我们自己的思想会不会出轨。说道这个话题最后,我们还笑,只要他不是太过份,只要我们彼此都还有颜面。





事情过去了几年,我开始没往结婚上想,也有几年,电影电视里不断在讨论外遇,不过都与我无关了。如果有一样东西,你从来不会失去,大概就是因为你从来没有得到过。


今年新年前和白羽一起去看了今年的贺岁片——《手机》,老调重弹,大概总是因为这曲子还没有过时,男人女人,就算不谈婚姻,爱情里占有和背叛也是永恒的话题。





故事的一开始是从河南某家农村里平淡地诉说了乡里第一部电话开通的时候,守一的表嫂坐着守一的自行车去打电话的情景,然后,在类似秦腔一样的哭音响起,哭得我心慌,那句歌词我依稀记得是:你的媳妇叫吕桂花,吕桂花让问问你,最近你还回来吗?


当镜头拉开,全部是矿工的人头,广播在继续找人,而这些男人,都没有表情,没有说话,我还以为是一部反应民工过年的片子,我没有想到,这个故事是在说,结婚女人对自己老公的牵挂,也没有想到,这是一个从古到今一直都有的话题。女人依靠男人,企盼稳定,而男人,也想有个家,可是他们又怕约束,还有怕“视觉疲倦”。不,我说错了,他们不是怕,这只是一个事实。虽然我们都在说,爱情消失了过后,还有感情可以维持在两个人中间。但是我们自欺欺人了,还是我们只是没有找到那一份“合适”呢?





故事里的墨非(张国立)说,如果这是在古代就好了,一个人上京赶考,要好几年才回家,你回来了,你说什么就是什么。他对着严守一(葛优)说,相处了,几十年,是真的有点视觉疲倦了……


电影里,严守一是个节目主持人,他的生活在继续,他的节目也在继续,他的节目里不断地讨论着“诚实”、“心里有病”,可是他的生活仍然不可能改变这一切,拿起手机,他张口就是谎言,那谎言被丝毫也没迟疑的说出来,说得我们大家都知道他拿起手机会说什么,我们在电影院里笑,可是她的女人却笑不出来。





故事里有三个女人。


严守一的前妻于文娟,她是在家里拖地板的时候,接过了严守一情人的电话,然后在发现严守一外遇的时候,断然离婚,而在离婚后生了孩子才让严守一知道,他们离婚的时候,她怀孕了。


严守一的老师沈雪(徐帆),这是个很独立的新时代的女性,她是个认真的人,所以她有几出戏,一个是他们第一次见面的时候,她不能容忍严守一漠视她的教学,把严的手机扔进了垃圾桶。也是她的认真吧,她在下学夜不睡觉还要抓夜归的学生,也还有她为严守一代酒,这些是快乐的,后来,他们住在一起了,沈雪的地位就显得夹生了,他们不是夫妻,严的过去有一个老婆,而且是一个生了孩子的老婆,严的外面,还有一个女人,一个很漂亮很年青的女人。最后沈雪在烛台前一根根地划着了火柴,此时,她在想什么呢?是在想,男人的心理总是如此,看穿看悟了?还是在感叹其实多一事不如少一事,不需要搜他的包,不需要知道太多的秘密呢?


严守一的情人武月(范冰冰),这里忍不住要称赞她几句,虽然我觉得她演这个角色,应该有更多人不喜欢她,但她确实演得很有神采,漂亮,青春,还有疯狂。





故事的报幕很有新意,导演编辑,作词作曲,每个人都是存在《手机》电话号码薄的一个名字。是的,我们的生活在改变,男人过去出去工作,女人不会知道他身边发生的世界,广播找人,现在,通讯如此发达,你的手边有一部手机,所以她找得到你,她也不放心,她找不到你,她也不放心。


手机做得越来越好,可以录音了,可以发彩信了,可以拍摄了,是我们的生活空间受到了挤压,还是我们阴暗的心里没处可躲呢?


其实我无意讨论什么道德问题。这方面我有些冷漠。这本来就是个对错无法分得太清的世界。





只是觉得很有趣,还有几个有趣的片断。


墨非和严守一说,女人和女人站在了一起,最怕就是“结盟”呀。


但其实,男人互相为彼此掩饰,女人则互相妒忌。


里面李燕在知道自己老公有外遇后,和深雪一起去电信局查手机的通话记录,李燕没有劝慰,对话里多少有些兴灾乐祸,还有一点挑拨离间。





在这个故事里严守一的外甥女来京考试,主考官要她表演一段小品是她爸回来后干的第一件事情,结果外甥女冲门而出,再没有进来,原来她爸回来第一件事是串门。沈雪问她,你就不会编一编,他就不兴和你妈说说话?小姑娘硬着脖子说,“他们没话说。”


这个实在的小姑娘当然不会选上。


所以我们知道生活本来就改变了我们,我们已经习惯了谎言,也许也在不停地说谎。


女人是不是你不敢承受,有一天你的婚姻也是走到无话可说的地步呢?





但是我们还是在等,还是在问。


于是那首歌仍然在响起。


“你的媳妇叫吕桂花,吕桂花让问问你,最近你还回来吗?”


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 5 ) [戏梗]《手机》3次含沙射影,崔永元不炮轰才怪!

最近《手机2》开拍引起崔永元炮轰,想必大家都跟老衲一样充满了好奇心,崔永元为什么这么冲动,他疯了?

于是老衲去查了相关信息,发现这件事缘起冯小刚2003年的贺岁片《手机》,这部电影的主角叫严守一,他是谈话节目的主持人,因为手机而引发了他婚外恋的故事。这电影本来跟崔永元没关系,但当年电影上映前冯小刚邀请了崔永元见面并被记者抓拍到,于是电影上映后媒体捕风捉影猜测严守一的原型是崔永元,崔永元觉得自己被冯小刚摆了一刀,于是崔永元和《手机》由此结怨。

而电影《手机》中有很多情节就是含沙射影的崔永元,老衲今天就来带大家看看,《手机》中含沙射影的那些剧情。

话不多说,现在发车!

戏梗一:节目道歉

“大家晚上好,这里是《有一说一》,我是严守一。今天和大家讨论的话题是‘结婚几年是个坎’,这个节目的策划是我们这里新来的女大学生小马,她现在还没有结婚。” 众人又笑了。严守一对这种利用调侃别人获取利益的手法也开始讨厌,但它在节目中屡试不爽。 严守一:“在讨论开始之前,我先向大家和电视机前的观众做一个检讨。上次在‘我们如今没发明’这期节目中,我把蒸汽机的发明者说成是牛顿。我们节目的总策划费墨先生,他是一名大学教授,和瓦特比较熟,便说蒸汽机不是牛顿发明的。刚才我给牛顿打了一个电话,牛顿也说蒸汽机比较平常,要发明咱就发现地球引力。看来我错了,在此我向广大的电视观众致以深深的歉意!” 严守一向电视镜头深深鞠了一躬。现场鼓掌,笑。 在严守一主持节目的时候,费墨和其他一些《有一说一》栏目的工作人员在导播室通过一排监视器在观看严守一的主持。当严守一说到费墨和给牛顿打电话时,众人笑了,都看费墨。费墨看着监视器,也笑了。 监视器中的严守一似乎已跨过了过去和现在给他积累的许多障碍,主持开始顺溜和忘我:“结婚几年是个坎?三年,五年?俗话说七年之痒。我现在结婚十年,已经过了这个坎,我主持节目倒是七年。现场有多少结婚七年以上的?”
[戏梗] 《手机》含沙射影崔永元之一:节目道歉_哔哩哔哩 (゜-゜)つロ 干杯~-bilibili

▲ 老衲有话说:小说中这一段主要是严守一在节目中以一个玩笑的方式向观众道歉,他上次在节目中把发明蒸汽机的瓦特说成了牛顿,并说给牛顿打电话引发观众大笑。

电影中为了更突显手机的主题,也为了让严守一这个幽默的道歉显得更自然,则把蒸汽机改成了电话,严守一把发明电话的贝尔说成了瓦特,并顺道说出给瓦特打了电话。

而这场戏是严守一独自一个人在台上讲话,小说中可以直接写他说了什么,但如果电影中一个人单独在镜头前说一大堆话就显得有些死板。所以这个镜头导演采用了移动拍摄,从广义说,运动拍摄的各种方式都为移动拍摄。但在通常的意义上,移动拍摄专指把摄影、摄像机安放在运载工具上,沿水平面在移动中拍摄对象。移动拍摄在这里的好处就是,让一个静态不动的主持人,变成了移动的镜头,死板的单口讲话变得更灵动。

而当年崔永元在一期节目中将刘备说的“勿以善小而不为,勿以恶小而为之”错说成了孟子说的话,在下期节目中他为此向电视观众道歉,还幽默地说给孟子打了电话。联想电影中的这一段,含沙射影不言而喻。

戏梗二:农村老家

三天之后,院墙砌好了,新门楼也盖起来了。严守一让两个厨子做了两桌酒席,在新院子摆开,招待大家。黑砖头买了一挂鞭炮,挂在新门楼上,“噼里啪啦”崩了一阵。十几个人抽着烟,散坐在两张桌子上。 费墨是客,被让到主桌的首席。沈雪也被两个厨子推坐在费墨旁边。费墨起身让严守一他奶,老太太坐在院中的枣树下,摇着头笑了。院墙和门楼已经砌好,她就不再说什么。沈雪也来让,黑砖头:“奶不会喝酒,不让她坐,吃饭时,给她盛碗菜就成了。” 严守一虽然是主人,但有黑砖头在,他就没有往桌前坐,系着围裙,在帮着厨子往桌上端菜。宴席开始之前,黑砖头煞有介事地摆摆手,让大家安静下来,以主人身份说:“砌墙盖屋,是件大事,村里是来帮忙的,都因为说得着。靠娘忙了几天,不说别的了,喝!” 然后并没有让大家喝,而是拎着酒瓶,绕开众人,绕到费墨跟前,把酒往费墨面前的菜碟里倒。边倒边说:“费先生,你是北京来的客,来到俺这穷乡僻壤,俺是大老粗,几天来穷忙,对你照顾不周,所谓不周,是言语不周,饭菜也不周,请费先生海涵。”
[戏梗] 《手机》含沙射影崔永元之二:农村老家_哔哩哔哩 (゜-゜)つロ 干杯~-bilibili

▲ 老衲有话说:小说中这段主要写严守一农村老家盖完房子,邀请众人吃饭犒劳并庆祝新居落成之喜。在宴席上大家推杯换盏,互相敬酒。整个场面欢天喜地,热闹异常。

而电影为了展现欢天喜地,热闹异常这一场景,则一开始运用了大全景镜头拍摄,大全景包含整个拍摄主体及周遭大环境的画面,通常用来作影视作品的环境介绍,因此被叫做最广的镜头。

导演先用大全景展示了参与宴席的所有人的状态,而具体到人物见敬酒的镜头则换成了中景和半身景。中景,俗称“七分像”,指摄取人物小腿以上部分的镜头,或用来拍摄与此相当的场景的镜头,是表演性场面的常用景别。半身景,俗称“半身像”,指从腰部到头的景致,也称为“中近景”。

导演运用大全景到中景和半身景的切换,完成了文字中整体欢天喜地的场景到具体人物动作的变化。

崔永元的老家是河北农村,电影中严守一的老家是河南农村,阿弥陀佛,施主们有没有联想到什么?

戏梗三:美女接班

确实好长时间没有这么好过。两个多小时。两人大汗淋漓,倒真像掉进了河里。由于出了汗,两人的酒倒醒了。床上的毯子,早被他们踢蹉到地上。完事后,两人一身光,并排躺在床上。喘息片刻,严守一吐出领带,想起身穿衣服,又被伍月扳倒在床上。这时伍月拿起床头柜上自己的手机,对着床上“啪”“啪”拍了几下,让严守一看手机画面。手机屏幕上是几张严守一和伍月的裸体照片。裸体上了手机有些变形,不像刚才的实际感觉那么好。 这时一阵疲惫袭上身来,严守一开始有些懊悔,一边说:“以后不能这样了。” 边想将手机上的照片删掉,但手机一把被伍月夺了过去。 严守一:“知你换了新手机,有这功能。你拍它干什么?” 伍月:“留个纪念。” 严守一还夺那手机:“删了吧,别让人看见。” 伍月躲手机:“我就是想让人看见。” 严守一这时看伍月,发现伍月的神情有些不对。他一边拿过一件衬衫盖到自己身上,一边忽撸伍月的头:“别学傻,我知道对不起你,但我们只能这样。我跟沈雪,已经在一起大半年了。” 伍月:“我不是让你娶我。” 严守一看着伍月:“那你想干什么?” 伍月:“我给你前妻找了一个工作,你也给你前情人找一工作吧。” 严守一奇怪:“你不是有工作吗?” 伍月:你们《有一说一》不是正招女主持人吗?我想去面试。”
[戏梗] 《手机》含沙射影崔永元之三:美女接班_哔哩哔哩 (゜-゜)つロ 干杯~-bilibili

▲ 老衲有话说:小说中伍月跟严守一亲热完之后用照片来要挟严守一,伍月想通过这个把柄,让严守一帮助他竞《有一说一》的主持人。

而照片是个静态的物件,在电影的表达中缺乏灵动性,而且艳照这种东西只能打马赛克。所以电影中把艳照改成了两人亲热的录音,这样观众不仅听得灵动,还可以避免审核问题。

而两人在宾馆里听录音也太静止了,直接拍出来就是两个人在那里保持姿势不动,未免太无聊。所以这段镜头一开始使用了摇动拍摄,摇动拍摄指摄影、摄像机位置不动,机身依托于三角架上的底盘作上下、左右、旋转等运动,使观众如同站在原地环顾、打量周围的人或事物。导演以此来避免了太过于静态而显得无聊的问题。

而崔永元当年的节目叫《实话实说》,严守一主持的节目叫《有一说一》,内容如出一辙。不仅如此,接替崔永元主持节目的是美女,接替严守一主持的也是伍月这个美女。这种含沙射影,怕是傻子都能懂的吧?

这是我们谷臻故事工场戏梗栏目的第20期推文,我们用原著小说和电影镜头对比,来帮助大家解读好故事。

* 本文文字及影视画面属于原版权方

 6 ) 太过接近现实的幽默,少用

    03年,《手机》上映。
    那个时候,在学校的计算机中心东边有个康纳酒吧,被改造成了影吧。有一个个的小隔间,里面是DVD和沙发,多是情侣在那带着耳机看电影,一小时一块钱。尤其在冬天,很是受欢迎。
    现在已经没了,那里成了报销医药费的地方。

    《手机》是不适合当贺岁片看的,更不适合一对情侣或夫妻看。看完第一遍时,感觉有点沉重,还有点恐怖。里面的情节太真实了,真实到熟悉。估计不少人在看后都会联想到身边的点点滴滴,然后对号入座。
    有了手机,恐怕没有几个人没对着手机撒过慌。只不过有的慌小,有的慌大,有的只是为了一个糖块,有的却是丢了原则。最常见的就是接到应酬电话,“啊?真不巧,我在外地出差呢。下次一定一定,我坐庄。”不用面对面,不用担心脸红,说句假话会变得如此容易。

    既然每个人都不是那么坦荡,太过接近现实的讽刺幽默就会让人不知所措。这不同于《大腕》,在那里大家是旁观者,看别人笑话,在这里大家是参与者,有可能看到自己的笑话。
    说谎的原因形色万千,但说谎的方法却大同小异。冯导在《手机》里做了一个公开展示,很多人对此表示不满。你会发现昨晚和同事出去喝酒,席间接到老婆电话时敷衍,竟然和严守一的台词如此相似。不同的是严守一犯了原则性错误,而你只是图一时的嘴馋...
    作为未婚一族,还没有太多感触,看网上曾有这样的讨论:敢带老婆去看《手机》么?
    就像前面的例子,虽然你没犯大错,虽然你只是背着老婆和几个哥们喝了顿小酒,但你还是说谎了。谎言一旦被揭穿,那说谎的原因就会被充分放大,并插上想象的翅膀。若在十多个喝酒的哥们中,还有一个女同事,哪怕你不认识,一段荡气回肠的爱情故事也会立马成型。而且,无数的历史经验告诉我们,往往说谎者的解释都是苍白的、无力的、自杀式的。冯导又在《手机》里告诉老婆们,证人的作用是该忽略的...

    不管看不看《手机》,都要坚持一个原则,做人要对得起良心。用费老的话说,做人要厚道。但,一旦双方有了误解和不信任,一旦开始打个电话去试探,那就出裂痕了。
    套用著名思想家鲁迅先生的话,本就没有事,想得多了,就有了事。

    扯远了。个人是比较喜欢这部电影的,如果不是打着贺岁片旗号的话,那就更好了。至于商业味太浓,那个本是无所谓的事,也是很正常的事,拍电影挣钱很应当,国家的四万亿注资里又没有补贴导演的。况且,这是让导演在乎观众想法,在乎观众是否接受的最好方法。本就该这样。

    开场那个小调,找到了冯导的影子。

    牛三斤,牛三斤,你的媳妇叫吕桂花,吕桂花让问一问,最近你还回来吗?

    博:http://xiaogs.org/2009/01/04/320.html
 

 短评

你看看冯小刚电影的现实意义,多么深重啊~里面的范爷多么威武啊~

9分钟前
  • 中雪君
  • 力荐

国产电影中有一股风气,就是痞子当道,鉴于编剧、导演的水平和格局,拍出来的净是些劈腿啊睡学生啊这种流氓才会干的事情。这部片就算其一。

11分钟前
  • 木森林
  • 还行

最近因为崔永元的事情看了一下这部电影。就电影本身来说拍的不错,至于崔与冯的恩怨,还是支持崔。这事儿,还是冯导做的不地道在先。打交道嘛,有来有往,你不地道就别怪别人对你不好。

14分钟前
  • 五哥
  • 还行

弹幕说“聪明的女人闭一只眼 愚蠢的女人亲手毁掉婚姻”、“知道的越多越伤心”、“查账单的女人有病”…弹幕确实和剧情一样讽刺 请问要这样的人渣有何用 要这样畸形的爱情有何意义 送一首歌给各位渣大爷:啊人渣再见 啊人渣再见 人渣再见吧再见吧再见吧

15分钟前
  • 鹿知山
  • 推荐

时隔十几年依然觉得这部电影仍然具备现实意义。

17分钟前
  • 斑斑点点
  • 推荐

这片把男人那点儿秘密都说出来了,戏谑之余,确实有可挖掘的东西,冯小刚最有内容的一部片子~~

19分钟前
  • 战国客
  • 力荐

牛三斤,牛三斤。

23分钟前
  • 大头绿豆
  • 推荐

冯小刚很多老电影拿到今天依然很有意义

26分钟前
  • 大島
  • 推荐

至今仍觉得这是冯小刚最好的片子,因为提出了时代问题,接地气,不乱甩段子卖贫嘴,当然大部分要归功于刘震云的原作。徐帆的表演风格恰好对了这个角色,后面片子都过火,跟冯导的心气儿一样。

27分钟前
  • 陈楸帆
  • 力荐

片子本身可以,不评价。小时候只看到过结尾,也不知影射谁,心想是多大仇撕成这样?刚刚看完全片改变了看法,我要是崔,能把他们撕出银河系。

28分钟前
  • 晏沂
  • 还行

《手机》的手机过时了,《手机》的故事却不会过时,人的贪婪、懦弱、背叛在科技时代只会被放大,有人把电影当喜剧看,我却觉得能当警示恒言看

29分钟前
  • Indecent time
  • 力荐

范姐姐最高~~~~

32分钟前
  • 崇子
  • 推荐

冯小刚的电影总能直击人心,讽刺中的现实,戏谑中的悲哀。

34分钟前
  • 遇见彩虹🌈
  • 推荐

牛三斤 牛三斤 你的对象叫吕桂花 吕桂花叫我问问你 最近你还要回来吗

38分钟前
  • 哪吒男
  • 推荐

真实的讽刺了当下社会现实,我个人感觉教育意义大于故事本身!

39分钟前
  • 元宝宝
  • 还行

真的是把生活展现在舞台上,我们感情生活并不轰轰烈烈,但平凡的生活却处处是陷阱

44分钟前
  • 蓝下老婆
  • 推荐

「处心积虑证明在乎你。」这种谎言的遮羞布还真是张口就来啊。这部电影中的男性都花心,女性都悲哀。相对于“正房”们刨根问底的自寻烦恼,反倒是武月显得通透。知道自己需要什么,也知道自己得不到什么。青岛旅馆里那一滴泪来得很灵,画龙点睛,让武月成为这部电影中最鲜活的配角。

45分钟前
  • 木由
  • 推荐

电影本身拍的还可以,但是影射抹黑别人的做法的确不地道

47分钟前
  • 潇湘烟雨
  • 较差

当年刚开始出现手机,人与人之间的距离限制一下子就没有了,可是靠得太近,也很容易产生矛盾。没有手机的时候无论自己干什么,也没有人来打扰而且无人知晓,可是因为手机,人与人之间架起了一种直接的联系,做过的事情也没有办法轻易摆脱了。当下更需要这一部电影的价值观,智能手机的普及、视频通话的兴盛,这些东西都把我们每个人拉得太近了,我微信设置了自动拒绝语音通话,这也被我身边的人说过很多次,有的人也说我不正常,所以有事儿能直接给我发消息可以不要一个语音通话直接甩过来吗?但是这部电影我还是感觉缺了什么,因为讲的是出轨,这本身就是一件亏心事儿,把出轨被发现的缘由安在了手机上面,我也感觉手机有点冤枉。

48分钟前
  • 高詩遠
  • 较差

最近因为手机2掀起轩然大波,所以又回看一下这部片子。感觉剧本还是很扎实的,确实有影射崔的意思,不怪小崔郁闷了

51分钟前
  • 世界尽头
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